physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
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I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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