thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
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Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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