I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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