You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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