Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life