her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
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So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together