Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.