Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
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