Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
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you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
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I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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