Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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