just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
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i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
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Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
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