Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
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Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
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The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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