no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
