He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Randomize
