It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
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She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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