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So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
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Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
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I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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