mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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