He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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