nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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