One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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