I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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