i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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