things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
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As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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