i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
id be glad to
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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