His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
the liver wants what the liver wants
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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