don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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