Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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