You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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