just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I have aggressive nipples.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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