That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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