The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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