Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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