Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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