used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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