Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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