Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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