How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
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This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
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This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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