wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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