Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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