I just cut my nipple shaving
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
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I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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