New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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