She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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