is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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