it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
He had some BAD nuttage
It's like cleavage......... but different
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
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She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
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Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.