Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
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I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
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Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid