It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
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so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.