I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I party with great urgency now.
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