It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
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If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
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And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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