she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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