I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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