We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
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I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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