I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
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There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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