This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
