Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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