thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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