Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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