i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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