If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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