and i looked up. we had an audience...
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
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the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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