I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
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Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
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I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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