i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
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Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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