cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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